I’m the Treasurer

I’m the new Treasurer for my lodge Siloam #399, in Spring Hill, Florida. What does that mean? It means I get to write checks and balance the checkbook! YAY, I rock!

In the masonic lodge everyone needs to help out and do their small part to help the lodge. There is only so many of us and nobody get paid.

Below is our entire group of masonic officers!

My 8 Month Old German Shepherd

I love my dog, but she’s has torn up so much… 2 grill covers, swimming pool liner, hoses, peppers, planting pots, pool floats, shoes, yards, cups, bowls, garbage, submersible pump, bike tire, etc.. on and on! Hey but that’s what puppy German shepherds do, I just have to keep reminding my wife so she doesn’t kill her. LOL

I got her to watch my kids when they were outside playing in the yard… she earns her keep. Everyone has to come through the house before she’ll allow them in the back yard.  I’m having her spayed this Friday. Never think the cost of an animal is the purchace price! With food, vet, training class, and things that get destroyed add up quick! But she’s worth it!

hattie 8 months

Shaggy the Little Bigfoot

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Poor little orphaned Bigfoot, we named him Shaggy.  We found him the woods up by Chasawiska, Florida.  He was exhausted and looked like he had been chased and mistreated by other animals or humans. I don’t think he would have made it another day or so if we hadn’t spotted him lying in the woods.

We brought him home and named him Shaggy, only because his hair was long and matted up. My wife and daughters nursed him back to health with cream, oatmeal, some cream of wheat, and baby formula. We also gave him some baby vitamins and everything seem to help.

Shaggy is very intelligent but of course does cannot speak, at least human language. Some things he mumbles though do sound like words of some type. He remembers where everything is at, he’ll watch the girls put something up and then a day or two later goes to where they put it, especially food.

We are keeping him a secret for the most part because if the government finds out about him they’ll take him and put him in some lab to study him. He’d spend his life in a small metal cage with concrete floors. He’s still a small baby so we will protect him and raise him till he can take care of himself.  Yes he is a boy, some asked how could I tell… really… maybe I guessed with the 2 balls and polish sausage hanging between his legs. duh

I will keep everyone informed of his experiences and adventures… Shaggy the Little Bigfoot.

My Top 5 Conspiracies

paul_fuck_youI always try to look at things with an open mind. I used to laugh at the people who I thought might wear an aluminum hat. Sadly the older I get I feel that I need to be wearing the aluminum hat sometimes. Here are my 5 biggest conspiracies.

  1. Moon Landing – did it really happen or did Hollywood make it happen?
  2. Elvis – There are so many signs pointing to he didn’t die that day.
  3. Marijuana Conspiracy – This was a true proven conspiracy.
  4. Pearl Harbor – before anyone says anything go look at the Pearl Harbor Conspiracy. Did we allow this to happen.
  5. 9-11 – the more I read and listen to some of the so called proof about 9-11, the more questions I have. It’s just so hard to think that our government could have had a hand in this.