A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, “hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?” The first guy answers, “Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter. So,instead of saying I’d like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said, I’d like a picket to Tittsburgh. She socked me one.” The other guy answers, “Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties. But I accidentally said: “You ruined my life you Fucking Bitch.”