I’m the Treasurer

I’m the new Treasurer for my lodge Siloam #399, in Spring Hill, Florida. What does that mean? It means I get to write checks and balance the checkbook! YAY, I rock!

In the masonic lodge everyone needs to help out and do their small part to help the lodge. There is only so many of us and nobody get paid.

Below is our entire group of masonic officers!

Stupid Questions

61_nWhy do people always ask stupid questions. Is it a way to start a conversation or are they just stupid.

Examples:

I’m standing there with a Coke Cola in my hand
They ask, are you having a coke?

I have all my bags and keys in my hand.
They ask, Are you leaving?

I’m reading a book.
They ask, Are you reading?

You get the point, but WTF? Why?

I try my best NOT to do this to other people unless I’m just aggravating them.   When someone does that I instantly what to give back a smartass answer. Like I’m eating a piece of pecan pie. They ask, are you eating pie? My response is, “does it look like I’m eating a pile of shit? Do you fucking know what pie looks like? What do you really think I’m eating? But I’m too polite and answer, “Oh yes, and it’s very good”, or some bullshit like that.

I think people just constantly ask stupid questions so now it has become an accepted practice. Who know just don’t ask me. LOL

3 Pepper Hot sauce

IMG_9769Ingredients:

8 Serrano peppers
2 Jalapeños
2 Habaneros (Scotch Bonnet)
1 1/2 Shallots
1 Clove Garlic
1/c cup Water
Little Salt
1/2 cup Orange Juice (I used concentrate)

Directions:

Cut up all peppers, shallots, and garlic into chunks. Put everything, except Orange Juice, in a blender and blend well. Add Orange Juice and blend a few seconds.

…by Richard Elzey

Asthma Attack

My 10 year old has Asthma and had a severe attack last night. Talking about how bad you can be scared … dam. I was proud of the family, everyone helped any way they could. I was on the phone with 911, my wife performed CPR and my youngest son was putting on her nebulizer. My oldest son was working with my 3 year old and doing whatever we asked of him… like get me my pants, shoes, shirt, go outside and wait for help! It was an all night adventure but besides me being totally gray now, she is OK. That is the most important thing. Thank You God! You heard all of our prayers!

Social Security

I heard a newscaster say that people expect the government to give them money (social security). I’ve also heard a couple of politicians allude to the same thing. So I’m so simple minded I get confused.

I add 6.2% of my gross pay into social security every week. My employer add another 6.2% on my behalf every week. That is 12.4% of my paycheck is going into social security. I’ve been working since I was 16 years old and my money should be drawing interest. So how is the government giving me anything? It’s my money they are holding.

So these politicians and newscasters are a bunch of fucktards who have their heads up their liberal asses and don’t have a clue as to what is going on. I paid in my money, it is these 10,000 refugees and a bunch of retards collecting from the SSN account who have never paid in $1 who is draining the money from Social Security. My grandfather paid in his entire life and only drew SSN for 7 months, so that should be mine too.

Stop giving it to people who don’t pay into it and problem solved. It take a stupid old contractor from Florida to figure this out?