My wife got a speeding ticket and said, I’m going to court and get this thrown out. Now she was on HWY 50 coming from Orlando (heading west) and she was in Sumter County, Florida.

I told her…listen Sumter County is a small poor Florida County. They need revenue so how do you suppose they get that? Going into Sumter the speed is 65 miles per hour, and on the other side it’s 65 miles per hour. But the small stretch of Sumter County is 55! That screams “SPEED TRAP”!  Of course she didn’t really think so until she got to court. She said it was Enis and Boss Hog, smiling at each other and giggling.  She said before they started Boss Hog made a speech and said how they made him work that day and that everyone in the court room would be taking an advanced driving course.  At that point she knew I was right… corrupt to the gills!

I told her that is why all the assholes are getting in trouble now days! We have recorders, cameras, and the internet. We are holding them responsible for any corruption we can catch them in. I’ve had them tell me that as long as we know them we ignore the DUI’s. In small communities that all get drunk together and joke about driving drunk. Oh but it’s OK they’re a cop. – I’m so happy every time I hear another corrupt prick getting fired … even better when I hear them being sent to prison.

You know the poor bastard who drives this truck gets pulled over dozens of times per day!