A minister, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!”
The Minister said, “Here comes the greens-keeper. Let’s ask him.”
“Hey George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The greens-keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight, saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group was silent for a moment, then the minister said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”