You not only do “You get fucked when you go through the drive thru”. But you get fucked by Subway when you go inside. I sent my son in for our dinner. Subway, eat fresh right? Sure as they “Fuck You at the Counter”!

Subs are $5.00 this month, so I had a coupon from a magazine for “Buy One 6″ sub, with the purchase of a medium soda, and get another 6″ sub free. Cool, I’ll spend $2.50 for a 6″, another $1.75 for a soda but I’ll get the other 6″ free… well sort of. You get 6″ up the ass first. The 6″ sub was $4.25, the medium drink $1.75 and then I got the other 6” for free. Now I’m not a McFuckin’ Genius but I only save $1.00, or actually spent $1.00 more than I should have (I really didn’t want a soda).

Well “Subway Eat Fresh”, you and Jared can kiss my ass! I think I won’t be giving you any more of my $1.00’s. If I’m going to get fucked and least I want it to be a HOT CHICK!

I really don’t mind paying for my food and being fair about it… but sometimes you have to make a stand. I hope my friends and family pass this along as well.

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