Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her that I’ve just met the girl/guy of my dreams. (OR) I want to call your mom and thank her.

Is your dad a thief? [“No”] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

You must be tired. [“Why?”] You were running through my dreams all night

Your dad must’ve been a baker, cuz you have nice buns. (Hehehe……….hafta have guts to use that one……….=)

[Look at his/her shirt tag. When they say, “What’re you doing?”] Checking to see if you were made in heaven

All those curves, and me with no brakes………(another gutsy one………=)

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away.

What you do is walk up to girl/guy sitting at a bar and ask: “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

Don’t I know you? Of course — you’re the girl with the beautiful smile!

I know milk does a body good, but jeez – how much have you been drinking?

In a grocery store: “You could save a lot on grocery bills this month if you’d have dinner with me…

Ask a girl where she is from and when she replies some place your response is ‘Oh, I could have sworn you were from paradise.