I’m not sure how today became  “Boobie Day”? But who am I to argue with it, it’ll be a great holiday for all me. I love Boobies…! Big ones, small ones, any of them. I love to see them hang, bounce, or even pressed up against a piece of glass.

I need to make a cake in the shape of boobies to celebrate the glorious NEW Holiday!

I found April 11 to be:

Barbershop Quartet Day
International Louie Louie Day
National Cheese Fondue Day
National Eight-Track Tape Day
National Pet Day
Worlds Parkinson’s Disease Day

BUT NO “Boobie Day”…. UNTIL NOW!

So by Gosh I’m naming April 11 … Elzey’s Boobie Day! This day should be bigger that Christmas! More exciting that the Special Olympics! This will lead us to a new Olympic sport… Topless Women Jumping on Trampolines!  We’d have more people watching that event than watch the super bowl!

And just think it all started because I woke up thinking about boobs.