A friends wife goes to Costa Rica for a couple of college credits this summer and comes home to decide she’s no longer in love with him. Now they’ve been very happily married for 7 years or so, I did the photography at their wedding. They seemed like the perfect couple on the outward appearance. Neither of them wanted any kids and they pretty much did everything together… so what happened? In my personal opinion she got down to Costa Rica and started hanging out with the young college kids and enjoyed that lifestyle. I think she partied a little too much and wanted some hardcore lovin’s and found a young man to provide that to her. I think she liked that strange pecker so much she can’t get it out of her mind. All she had to do is come home and act like nothing had happened and nobody would ever know.

I think it was part of the getting the strange cock and the feeling of acting young and carefree that has attracted the single life to her. She wants to be free and able to experience sex with other men and have fun while she can… OK but didn’t the bitch think of that before she said those vows? Didn’t she try other cock or go down on another chic first? Oh wait… let me get married, buy a house, get a dog, and have all the responsibilities as an adult and then decide she’d rather just live on someone else couch and bang other men whenever she wants. Guess what RED, sex with any new partner is the best for the first couple of months. What you need to look for is good sex after 7 years of marriage. ’m sure it’s not all her fault… but he’s more my friend than she is so I’ll stick by his side. I liked his soon to be ex-wife but she has proven to be no more than a cock loving slut. (which isn’t bad and if he wasn’t a friend I’d try and tag a piece while it’s being given away) . hmmm… i wonder if he has any nudes of her? I’d like to give that little red fiery bush a try.

I think what hurts him the most is that he didn’t see it coming… and it broke his ego.

Anytime a woman loses a bunch of weight, goes back to college, then goes to Costa Rica for two months and parties every night, that is your sign that your relationship is coming to an end. She’s looking to get NASTY! … diagnosed by Me!

I think photography is my number 1 hobby. Photography lets you capture an image of something that will be around long after you have gone. It’s a moment in history that you have preserved. I sometimes think, will someone look at one of my photos and wonder what the subject was thinking or what the photographer was thinking when they took the photo?

I sometimes wonder what the subject was looking at. Are they looking at the photographer or a loved one off in the background? I wonder where they are at and who else was there when the photographer clicked the shutter. Even in the old paintings I catch myself wondering about this. I guess because I look at some of mine and remember the story of the photo happening. In one photo as soon as I clicked the button a fight broke out. When I look at that photo that is what I’m seeing… the moment before the fight. Others will look at the photo and thing, oh that’s a great family photo, “What a perfect family”.

Then I look at the odd photo that were staged. The ones where we are looking goofy or mad. The ones that we acted as if we were going to hit someone, or jump off something. Is people in our future going to look at those and be going WTF?

I think that is what draws me to photography. It’s the documenting of my family for generations to come. My great-great-great grand-kids will have thousands of photos to look at and try to know us. Unfortunately I’m not in most of the photos, I’m always on the other side of the camera.

In some of my family photos when I was growing up I’ll see a picture at 5 then another at 9. What happened in the 4 years in between? Or I think of an old car or motorcycle I owned but there is not 1 single photo of it ever happening.

Maybe I’m unique or odd but if I had to choose 1 hobby over all it would be photography.

1.   All you can eat shrimp from Red Lobster
2.   Medium well T-Bone steak w/baked potato
3.   Hooters 911 Buffalo Shrimp!
4.   Almond Crusted Grouper from Pecks
5.   Alaskan Snow Crab Legs from Crab House
6.   Real Greek Gyro from Pappas
7.   Chicken Cesar Salad from Outback Steakhouse
8.   Chicken Pad Thai with Chicken Satay
9.   Hibachi Chicken/ Filet Mignon / Shrimp Japanese steakhouse
10. Chicken Cordon Blue, Mama makes it!

These are my selections of what I’d love for dinner tonight. Of course Hooters 911 Chicken Sandwich sounds good as well.